Sometimes childish, sometimes rude, always clever and always very, very funny, this book has delighted most, and outraged a few, Tolkien fans in the US for more than40 years. Pulling in references to popular culture and fantasy literature as a whole, this is a killingly effective parody of THE LORD [...]
WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS
When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the "Hunger Games" the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind "Extreme Home Makeover" she has no idea w[...]
The classic parody of "The Lord of the Rings" is back With a brand-new "boreword" by Henry Beard. The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.If broken or busted, it cannot be remadeIf found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).It's up to Boggie Frit[...]
A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a furry little "hero" named Frito, ready--or maybe just forced by the wizard Goodgulf--to undertake the one mission that can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil Sorhed. Luscious E[...]
When Aaron Sorkinshield and his band of Little People embark on a totally feasible quest to reclaim the hoard of Academy Awards stolen from them by the lonely Puff the Magic Dragon, senile wizard Dumbledalf suggests an unlikely and completely unqualified accomplice: Billy Bagboy, an unassuming wobbi[...]
Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen. Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart[...]