When Richard Benson was growing up he felt like 'the village idiot with O'levels' - glowing school reports aren't much help when you're trying to help a sow give birth, or drive a power harrow in a straight line without getting half the hedgerow stuck in the tines. He left Yorkshire to work as a jou[...]
Winner of the National Book Award, this massively detailed biography throws a light into the study of the brilliant poet. How did Emily Dickinson, from the small window over her desk, come to see a life that included the horror, exaltation and humor that lives her poetry? With abundance and impartia[...]
The close-knit villages of the Dearne Valley were home to four generations of the Hollingworth family. Spanning Richard Benson's great-grandmother Winnie's ninety-two years in the valley, and drawing on years of historical research, interviews and anecdotes, The Valley lets us into generations of ca[...]
From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a brand new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups. Featuring gems from elementary school ("two halves make a whale"), middle grades (Q: What does "germinate" mean? A: To become a German citizen), and [...]
From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong--yet totally real--test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with something better instead. Featuring crucial academic subjects incl[...]
Will some students ever learn from their mistakes? We hope not This all-new collection of hilarious, totally wrong, real test answers serves a fresh batch of A+ wit misapplied to F- quiz scores. A little studying would reveal that the most powerful light source known to man isn't "lightsabers," nor[...]
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery. Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. We've all been there. You've been studying hard, the day of the BIG test arrives, you turn over the paper, and 'what the *&%@ does t[...]
'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't' - Margaret Thatcher, UK prime minister 1979-1990 and leader of the Conservative Party 1975-1990, was the only women to held either post, and was re-elected for an unprecedented third term, earning her a place in Br[...]
The Best Test Paper Blunders. Enjoy another healthy dose of hularious answers that canny students have given to the trickiest exam questions.[...]
If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, funsize dose of "F in Exams", containing some of the most glorious howlers from school science exams.[...]
If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of "F in Exams", containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.[...]
If you get perspiration and precipitation confused, then take comfort in this hilarious, all-new, fun-size dose of "F in Exams", containing some of the most cringeworthy howlers from school Geography exams.[...]
If you don't know a cold war from a cold sore, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of "F in Exams", containing some of the worst howlers from school history exams.[...]
Some might say there's nothing funny about scrums, cauliflower ears and the sin bin. Rugby Wit begs to differ. Bulging with wit, this book brings you hundreds of rugby-related quotes that range from the hilarious to the philosophical. Whether you know your league from your union or you think a hooke[...]
It's easy to teach yourself Sanskrit "Complete Sanskrit: A Teach Yourself Guide" provides you with a clear and comprehensive approach to Sanskrit, so you can progress quickly from the basics to understanding and writing Sanskrit with confidence.Within each of the 24 thematic chapters, important lang[...]