On a whim, Aron Cornwall decides he wants to live a pirate's life of thrills, distant lands, and treasure. And when you're the son of a duke, you generally get what you want. Accompanied by his reluctant manservant, Aron scrounges up a crew - including a cook who can't cook, a transvestite asassin, [...]
It's treasure. Yup, it's totally treasure. It's definitely shiny and beautiful treasure. It's treasure that Aron and (especially) Robin and the crew (?) desire. It's treasure that brainless Aron and money-loving Robin and Robin-loving Ronnie and the crew (?) desire. It's treasure that brainless Aron[...]