Canadians are peaceable, friendly, unassuming, and adorable. They're also secretly in control of nearly every aspect of life in the Southernmost Canadian territory known as the United States. This hilarious illustrated compendium of real facts and wild assertions traces a vast, maple-leaf conspiracy[...]

Following the success of our previous retro, nostalgic Mini Kits(TM), this lighthearted kit sends up the classic tacky lawn ornament, scaled down to desktop size. A pair of mini flamingos with their own patch of "lawn" comes with a book celebrating "America's beloved bauble of bad taste" as a symbol[...]