I Hate Everything

Spread the hate...one page at a time. Amateur haters step aside. Time to learn what it really means to hate. Because this guy hates everything. From hating on the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating on the unfortunate realities of to [...]
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Spread the hate...one page at a time. Amateur haters step aside. Time to learn what it really means to hate. Because this guy hates everything. From hating on the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating on the unfortunate realities of today's world (like that superheroes don't exist...but villains do), Matthew DiBenedetti covers all things big and small that he just can't stand. Sometimes paradoxical ('I hate that my friends don't just stop by anymore'/'I hate when people stop by uninvited'), occasionally semi-philosophical ('I hate that the world isn't still flat'), at times embarrassingly revealing ('I hate that dog food smells pretty good') - DiBenedetti takes the half-empty shot and tells readers how he really feels. And whether it's a blunt blanket statement or a trail of domino-ing thoughts ('I hate the thought of going bald'/'I hate that I still make fun of bald people'/'I hate karma'), readers will find something to laugh at and someone loathe with in "I Hate Everything".