Going Ninja

This is a tongue in cheek guide to leaving Western life behind and becoming a ninja without formal training. Nine out of ten people agree: There is nothing sexier than a ninja. Yet every day, millions of us trudge through monotonous lives without fulfilling their destiny beneath the black hood. "Goi [...]
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This is a tongue in cheek guide to leaving Western life behind and becoming a ninja without formal training. Nine out of ten people agree: There is nothing sexier than a ninja. Yet every day, millions of us trudge through monotonous lives without fulfilling their destiny beneath the black hood. "Going Ninja" shows us how becoming a ninja warrior is as easy as booking a trip to Tokyo. This ultimate guide for the aspiring ninja discusses everything necessary for the ninja rebirth, including the 'Eight-blade Path'. In stunning detail it covers ninja wear, weapons, movements and strikes, espionage, language, sex, sushi, and karaoke. The book delves into simple ways to become a ninja, from recycling old clothes into hot new ninja wear, crafting intimidating weapons from household items, and brewing homemade sake to impress ninjophile members of the opposite sex. Of course, being a ninja is not all sex, sushi, and rock 'n' roll. "Going Ninja"'s most important section delivers the need-to-know attacks, like the ferocious 'teka-maki uppercut', the debilitating 'edo sissy slap', and the notorious death blow of the 'snuggly kitten'.