The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting

Are you the confused parent of a toddler?
Are you constantly disappointing the 2T in your life?
Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief?
I can't help you with that last one, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach [...]
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Are you the confused parent of a toddler?
Are you constantly disappointing the 2T in your life?
Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief?
I can't help you with that last one, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? In this book you'll learn:
- How time-outs make you look like a fool
- Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen
- Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN
- The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles
- That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants
The hard-hitting knowledge in "The Honest Toddler" will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes.
Happy reading. You're doing the right thing. For once.